The difference

My friend told me these funny differentiation she read from the paper.

The difference between man & woman.

When a woman:

Is thin: She is called slim.

Is fat: She is called voluptuous.

Is tall: She is called model.

Is short: She is called petite.

When a man:

Is thin: He is called skinny.

Is fat: He is called a pig.

Is tall: He is called bamboo.

Is short: He is called rat. ( The rat part I don't get it why, it's suppose to be in Chinese. The article she read.)